Put a * next to the ones that "apply" to you.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

*I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.


I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a female dog

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

*I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

*I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up person who likes a lot of people

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a person who like a lot of people

*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

*I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

*I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a fag.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

*I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (Bisexual~)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

*I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

*I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (It's called agoraphobia, dick!)

*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bastard

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

*I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

*I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

*I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I don’t want a GIRLFRIEND so I MUST be Gay. (I go both ways, man)

*I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.

I'm FRENCH, so I must eat snails